i hold the guinness world record for most consecutive summers getting poison ivy
genuine people live in vermont part two. thank you anonymous guy who helped me unscrew the flux capacitor carrying case that was dragging under my car on the highway. and thank you wife of said guy for sending me on my way with homemade spinach pie and baklava.
worst friends forever. happy birthday to mr. ryan giorgio. thanks for moving to vermont with me and stuff.
genuine people live in vermont. thank you anonymous person for returning my frisbee even though i wasn’t home to fulfill the free beer reward.
i hold the guinness world record for most consecutive summers getting poison ivy